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dolphins are olives
Basically what you see here: a Facebook user was curious abou what dolphins feel like, and imagined they would feel a bit like olives. Wild Green Fiends ran with this and began equating dolphins with olives altogether, so if you see a member talking about either organism, just know they could be talking about...either organism.

purple petunias
Read the story in the meme!

what a brown recluse actually looks like
This is what a brown recluse actually looks like!

everything is brassica
All these common green foods are actually different domesticated variants of this one species!

the toucan war
On January 1st, 2019, the mods decided to see if we could get people to go along with labeling the year, The Year of the Toucan. Everybody hated it!

carcinization
*extend eye* lineages of crustaceans keep converging on the CLACK form over time, a process which has *scuttle* named "carcinization". When a trait *scuttle* body form keeps re-evolving independently, it's usually a sign that it's a pretty effective way for an organism to *scuttle*. People on the internet learned about *extend eye* then extrapolated to say that not only are many crustaceans *scuttle* to become crabs, but maybe everything *extend eye* one CLICK CLICK the claw! We're going to wait and see what happens...
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